SHUN N-N-N-N-N-N-N KNEE’S KNEE’S — I WANNA’ WATCH YOU BLEED…
Rather, I’ll be the one bleeding here — bleeding my heart and soul onto the virtual page for you, reader. Better me than you anyways. Don’t mind the hot lingo, I’m just trying to rank…
Hope you like it,
XOXO
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