SHUN N-N-N-N-N-N-N KNEE’S KNEE’S — I WANNA’ WATCH YOU BLEED…
Rather, I’ll be the one bleeding here — bleeding my heart and soul onto the virtual page for you, reader. Better me than you anyways. Don’t mind the hot lingo, I’m just trying to rank…
Hope you like it,
XOXO
New year, new me. New year… new me. That’s right, Black Collar Crue, 2021 is gonna’ be my year. Our year. The year. Less sleep. More work. All the success. Twice the amount of protein. Double the amount of caffeine. Full steam ahead. No looking back. Never look back....
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If it ain’t broke don’t fix it. Or, in the wonderful world of marketing and advertising: If it was funny then it will be funny again. Save certain instances of course… but it’s true. Chevy Chase in Christmas Vacation was awesome then and he is again now… More on that...
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Tony Trujillo, a man who needs no introduction for he’s the king of cool, once said, “I like my classic rock that rocks, not my classic rock that sucks.” I wholeheartedly agree with Tony. And, I wholeheartedly believe that Coors Light’s #Beerman campaign falls in the...
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As Will Smith famously said in the 1996 classic, ‘Independence Day,’ “welcome to Earf.” No, no typo, that’s how he pronounced it and I’m all for it. Anyways, Earf looked a lot different then. There were less cell phones and more books. The Cowboys won the Super Bowl....
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